Six Things I Learned About My New House in Gainesville

I spent the last four days up in Gainesville painting my new house and I learned several interesting things about my new pad and neighborhood.

1. It’s a pain to paint a house that has thirteen foot ceilings. My body is sore in places I didn’t know existed. Last time I ever paint a rental. Probably.
2. I am only a five minute bike ride from Stuzin and Matherly and Bryan Hall. Even though it is a quick jaunt to school I am guaranteed to arrive at class drenched in sweat.
3. It is common practice in Gainesville to leave an old stove sitting on the lawn. In fact it is encouraged.
4. Gainesville has a a thriving tranny population. My house sits in the heart of it. Lovely.
5. Gainesville is crawling with cops. I must have seen at least thirty cruisers in the four days I was there. Strangely, they leave the trannys alone.
6. The previous tenants were numbskulls. It’s okay to put an empty box of cereal up the chimney instead of the trash. It will eventually burn away anyways, right guys?